Know your history, because the story you think you're telling is never the one that's being told. 13 bold stories of dream factories afraid of the dark, of charlatans, inquisitors, barbarian Smurfs, the reincarnation of lazy Americans, British devil babies, the power of loneliness, of the usefulness of boy bands to time travelers, and more... Historical Inaccuracies. Pop quiz: Are you sure?

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